I said, "Philip, go get a diaper please."

He replies, "I can't. I'm not strong."

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He likes to jump around the house, "Mom! I'm 'Jumping Man!'"

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Daddy shows him a snake, "What's this, Philip?"

Reply: "It's a steak!"

And then he makes the "Sssssss" sound and he always sticks his tongue out to do it.

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In the kitchen, "Philip, get away from the mixer."

Indignent reply: "I'm working here!"